Hans Von Hozel fan fictionWARNING: Don't read this unless you have read one of this guy's fan fics!Hans Von Hozel fan fiction by *Maxtaro
Hans Von Hozel
One day, Hans Von Hozel was makings of a story.
"This story will be very much goodly!" say Hans. "All the characters must dying!"
Suddenly, Hans's mother found him created a badly story.
"HANS VON HOZEL!!!!!!!" say mother. "You are not to make a writing of a story!"
Hans cried. His tears fell into computer and tears danubed in wires.
The computer exploded!
"Oh no!" say Hans. "This no good!"
Suddenly, mother got angry and pushed Hans in her womb. She was made a pregnant!
10 years later Hans was reborn a girl. "She is so cutely!" say mother, who is 10 years young.